周杰伦Jay Chou/ Zhou Jie Lun 水手怕水 Shui Shou Pa Shui chinese pinyin lyrics

大海真可怕 叫我水手
dà hǎi zhēn kě pà jiào wǒ shuǐ shǒu
 Oh oh come on come on baby
美人鱼勾引我这招 卑鄙
měi rén yú gōu yǐn wǒ zhè zhāo bēi bǐ
Oh喊我 水手
Oh  hǎn wǒ shuǐ shǒu
 Oh oh come on come on honey
我喜欢你胜过Money
wǒ xǐ huān nǐ shèng guò    

船舱它是我的家
chuán cāng tā shì wǒ de jiā
大海是我嘘嘘的地方
dà hǎi shì wǒ xū xū de dì fāng
我对海鲜会过敏
wǒ duì hǎi xiān huì guò mǐn
吃素已很久
chī sù yǐ hěn jiǔ
想当那歌手
xiǎng dāng nà gē shǒu
结果变成水手
jié guǒ biàn chéng shuǐ shǒu

Oh oh～      
怎么有点东北腔
zěn me yǒu diǎn dōng běi qiāng
No no～      
去到太远的地方
qù dào tài yuǎn de dì fāng
人家Popeye最爱吃菠菜
rén jiā popeye    zuì ài chī bō cài
我却爱清粥小菜再来点海带
wǒ què ài qīng zhōu xiǎo cài zài lái diǎn hǎi dài

 铃不铃不铃 铃不铃不铃
líng bù líng bù líng líng bù líng bù líng
铃不铃不铃 铃不铃不铃
líng bù líng bù líng líng bù líng bù líng
我的闹钟怎么叫不醒我
wǒ de nào zhōng zěn me jiào bù xǐng wǒ
铃不铃不铃 铃不铃不铃
líng bù líng bù líng líng bù líng bù líng
铃不铃不铃 铃不铃不铃
líng bù líng bù líng líng bù líng bù líng
林老师在喝牛奶
lín lǎo shī (di lin gu lin)(taiwanese)

叫我 水手
jiào wǒ shuǐ shǒu
Oh oh come on come on baby
美人鱼勾引我这招 卑鄙
měi rén yú gōu yǐn wǒ zhè zhāo bēi bǐ
Oh喊我 水手
Oh  hǎn wǒ shuǐ shǒu
Oh oh come on come on honey
我喜欢你胜过Money
wǒ xǐ huān nǐ shèng guò

这些海鲜捕吃可吃
zhè xiē hǎi xiān bǔ chī kě chī
知不可吃 捕吃可吃
zhī bù kě chī bǔ chī kě chī
知不可吃可
zhī bù kě chī kě
不吃不吃不吃克制不吃土司
bù chī bù chī bù chī kè zhì bù chī tǔ sī
跟我学一遍来
gēn wǒ xué yī biàn lái


我去海产店买鱼虾来放生
wǒ qù hǎi chǎn diàn mǎi yú xiā lái fàng shēng
 去水族馆把鱼通通捞走
 qù shuǐ zú guǎn bǎ yú tōng tōng lāo zǒu
只有一种鱼捞不走
zhī yǒu yī zhǒng yú lāo bù zǒu
姓大名叫白鲨 大白鲨
xìng dà míng jiào bái shā dà bái shā
船长说为了节能减碳尽
chuán zhǎng shuō wéi le jié néng jiǎn tàn jìn
量用手划
liàng yòng shǒu huá
有空就去甲板吸收太阳能
yǒu kōng jiù qù jiǎ bǎn xī shōu tài yáng néng
抹抹防晒 等著美人鱼上钩 Go
mǒ mǒ fáng shài děng  zhe měi rén yú shàng gōu  

铃不铃不铃 铃不铃不铃 铃
líng bù líng bù líng líng bù líng bù líng líng
不铃不铃 铃不铃不铃
bù líng bù líng líng bù líng bù líng
我的闹钟怎么叫不醒我
wǒ de nào zhōng zěn me jiào bù xǐng wǒ
铃不铃不铃 铃不铃不铃 铃
líng bù líng bù líng líng bù líng bù líng líng
不铃不铃 铃不铃不铃
bù líng bù líng líng bù líng bù líng
林老师在喝牛奶
lín lǎo shī (di lin gu lin)(taiwanese)

叫我 水手
jiào wǒ shuǐ shǒu
Oh oh come on come on baby
美人鱼勾引我这招 卑鄙
měi rén yú gōu yǐn wǒ zhè zhāo bēi bǐ
Oh喊我 水手
Oh  hǎn wǒ shuǐ shǒu
Oh oh come on come on honey
我喜欢你胜过Money
wǒ xǐ huān nǐ shèng guò    

嘘 叫我 水手
xū jiào wǒ shuǐ shǒu
Oh oh come on come on baby
美人鱼勾引我这招 卑鄙
měi rén yú gōu yǐn wǒ zhè zhāo bēi bǐ
Oh喊我 水手
  hǎn wǒ shuǐ shǒu
Oh oh come on come on honey
我喜欢你胜过Money
wǒ xǐ huān nǐ shèng guò

叫我 水手
jiào wǒ shuǐ shǒu
Oh oh come on come on baby
美人鱼勾引我这招 卑鄙
měi rén yú gōu yǐn wǒ zhè zhāo bēi bǐ
大白鲨
dà bái shā
Oh 喊我水手
Oh hǎn wǒ shuǐ shǒu
Oh oh come on come on honey
wǒ xǐ huān nǐ shèng guò